Thursday, April 16, 2009
Naked supermodel department:
Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off for Homem Vogue
"Here's Supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her amazing ass, and looking otherwise spectacular in Homem Vogue, the Brazilian version of Men's Vogue."
Mel Gibson stands on the edge of poverty.
Sad Mel Gibson Wondering if He Picked the Wrong Oksana
A lot of people have been comparing Mel's wife to Heather Mills, which is ridiculous. She's been his partner for nearly 30 years, and if she gets half of his billion bucks ... oh, the poor lad, he'll have to get though life with only a half billion. My heart goes out to him as I build a cooking bonfire and debate with myself whether beans would taste OK if re-re-fried.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Catfight: with famous chicks, and FISTS
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson New Year's Eve Fist Fight
"Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been waging a very public war over the past few evenings. Tuesday night, according to Page Six, the couple engaged in a very nasty display while partying at Set in Miami with family in tow. Then on New Year’s Eve, it got even worse. The two were supposed to be hosting a party at Mansion. Words were exchanged and before you can say cat flight, the two were out in the alley amid the trashcans and street people, having a fist fight. The fight didn’t end there. They continued to go at it when they got back to their hotel room, apparently spilling out into the hallway where other hotel guests stood in stunned amazement. Hotel security finally intervened, breaking up the fight and photographing their trashed room."
Dude, what's with the redesign?
Don't forget the BEST NUDE SCENES of 2008.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Daily box office results
Daily Box Office for Friday, January 2, 2009
It's just the same movies as last week, with each of them performing approximately as expected.
Things they don't teach in public speaking classes:
Things to say during sex, or not
"Public" speaking without the gratuitous "l."
Useful tips for your heavy drinking needs:
Preparing for New Year's Eve: 5 drinking myths that can kill you if you believe them
Oops, I'm a little late with this post. Sorry if you died.
I'm not a homeless man. I just play one on TV.
Wait. Maybe he IS a homeless man. At any rate, Joaquin Phoenix is a Hairclip HunkAs the young people say today, that dude has some issues.
Polish up that Nobel Prize ...
"A man named 'Big Chicken Mushroom' from WuHan, China, has invented the 'Fart Silencer'”
Big Chicken Mushroom?My only fear about visiting China: will I be able to distinguish between the menu and the phone book?
Happy 90th, J.D, Salinger
Today is the 90th birthday of the famed literary recluse.
"A smaller writer would surely have exhausted the patience of his fans long ago. Salinger has not published anything since 1965. That was Hapworth 16, 1924, which took up most of an issue of The New Yorker. That said, a plan has been in the offing for more than 10 years to have it republished as a book. It will finally be released this month. Or that, at least, is what it says on the Amazon.com website."Frankly, Salinger exhausted my patience with the crap he DID publish after "Nine Stories." As far as I can see, his entire reputation rests on Catcher in the Rye (1951) and a collection of short stories (published together in book form in 1953). His later novellas, if published under a different name, would not have earned a great literary reputation. They might not even have earned an A in an undergraduate course in creative writing. I'm not surprised that he stopped writing. He probably just realized that he didn't have anything worthwhile to offer. I'd have done the same in his shoes.
As for "Catcher" itself, I wonder if it still resonates with kids today, or if it seems like a quaint work that they read only because it appears on their required reading list, similar to the way my generation viewed Arrowsmith when we were in prep school.
On the road to financial recovery ...
Experts claim this will help us get back on the path to saving. I don't know. It didn't help me. I only saved $31 last year, and I blew it all buying a chrome piggy bank.
When the Congress runs the Big Three automakers ...
The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition - from Congressional Motors
YouTube. Words and video from iowahawk. His original article has been widely plagiarized, but he struck back by taking a DJ's unattributed (but very competent) recitation and adding a video.